男は最高 男はちんこう 男は最高 男はちんこう 男は最高のちんこう That was good.
Ouch.
It's like there's a man.
What do you mean?
It's like you feel something.
Isn't that the worst?
If you ask me properly?
If I ask you properly, what do you do?
I don't know what to do.
You two are close.
How many years have you been married?
Nine years.
Has that ever happened to you?
No.
It's a beautiful thing.
I see.
That's why you're worried.
You can't trust women.
Really?
Yes.
You can't trust women.
After all, it's a man who can trust.
Will you come home tonight?
男 は 最 高 男 は 最 高 の ち んこう 男は最高のちんこう I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's
like there's a man.
What do you mean?
He never comes home.
It's not a woman.
It's like a man.
What do you mean?
She was a nob.
I see.
What?
You can't beat a man.
You say that?
There's a chinko over there.
I have love.
But... You'd better listen to me.
What if there's a man?
I don't know what to do.
What?
Did you talk about this?
What are you talking about?
I'm home.
Tak
ashi, I'm going.
Breakfast is on the table.
I'm going.
Okay.
Yurina, is there a man?
What do you mean?
It's okay.
It's not okay.
What do you mean?
It's okay.
Just say it.
I don't want to.
Say it properly.
It's like there's a man.
You know, I remember when my ex-girlfriend cheated on me.
What was it?
When I opened the door, there was a big man's shoe.
Two of them were sleeping inside.
They were sleeping on the bed.
And every time I went home, I was afraid to open the door.
I had that trauma.
Yurina, do you have time?
Are you okay?
Jesus!
Satomi, I'm going to the lesson.
Maki, is there a man?
There is.
What?
I'm sorry.
I didn't say it properly.
Wait a minute.
Who?
The man I know?
I'm going to be late.
I 'll talk to you later.
I'm sorry.
What?
It's beautiful.
Satomi, what are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
You look strange today.
I'm okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm sorry.
Can I talk to you?
What?
Okay, but...
If you have any trouble, you can talk to me anytime.
Yes.
Okay?
Thank you.
I love you more than anything.
Can I have some time?
Why didn't you tell me you want to go home?
I didn't hear the meaning of,"I am sorry .
" Why?
It's impossible.
It's recording.
It's impossible.
I 'm scared.
What's wrong with you?
You are the one.
Look at you.
It's the worst.
What's wrong with you?
I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm the worst.
No.
I became a woman.
There you are.
I want you to explain what happened in the morning.
Who are you?
Please come out.
What's wrong?
I'm going to call the police.
What's wrong with you?
Please come out.
What's wrong?
Why?
Me?
Why?
Just come out.
Please come out.
It's
me.
Me?
It's me, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I bumped into you and fell down the stairs.
Did you change your body?
Of course not.
But I'm there.
Give me back my body.
I want you to give me back my body.
What should I do?
I don't know.
What's wrong?
Where did you go?
Hey.
What's going on?
Shut up.
Please be quiet.
The car is still here.
It means it's still around here.
Hey.
Can you explain it to me?
My wife was hugging my father in this car.
Seriously?
You had a hard time, didn't you?
Yes, I had a hard time.
I don't know what to do.
I know it's hard for you, but it's hard for us, too.
I know.
What should we do?
I don't know what to do.
Should we fall down again?
No, I can't.
I know.
I don't want to go home.
Me, too.
No, no.
You should go home.
Me?
That's right.
Your name is HENMI TAKASHI.
My name is HENMI TAKASHI.
My name is YOKOSAWA SATOMI.
I'm a 24-year-old hairdresser.
I'm a 39-year-old novelist.
You're a novelist.
Cool.
I've never loved anyone.
I've never been in love with anyone.
I don't think anyone can believe this.
I don't think so.
Let's pretend to be each other today.
We might be back tomorrow.
That's right.
Give me your phone.
Here?
Here.
Don't do anything weird with my body.
Same here.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
By the way, what is your ex-girlfriend doing now?
My ex-girlfriend?
I don't know what she's doing now.
I don't know.
How long did you live with her?
About 7 years.
Did you date her for that long?
I didn't know.
Well, I... No.
I have a lot of things.
What do you mean?
Tell me.
Well...
Well... I don't know.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
By the way, it was hard for a weird guy to come into the house this afternoon.
I was so scared.
I think it was me.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
No, it wasn't me.
It was me.
What are you talking about?
Satomi, you are a little weird today.
Tell me what happened this morning.
What?
Hirakawa, the director, you know him, don't you?
You fell in love with him.
You fell in love with him and you wanted to be with him forever.
So you decided to leave this house.
I love Satomi forever.
But I still like men.
That's what I thought when I met him.
I want to get married and have children.
I want to keep dancing.
I know how you feel.
I want you to forgive me.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand.
I like you.
You didn't like me?
Well, I like you.
Do you like him?
Why are you asking me?
Satomi said that he was a lesbian.
He wanted to live with me because he liked me.
At that time, I lived with him because I liked him.
That's not a lie.
Wait a minute.
I was a lesbian?
That's not true.
You said it yourself.
Why don't you tell me something important?
A girl?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
This is the first time I've ever felt this.
You didn't come back.
I can't help it.
You should have told me that you were a lesbian.
It was hard to talk to you.
What did you say?
A man came out of the room.
He said he liked you.
Are you kidding me?
That's not true.
What am I going to do?
I don't know.
Are you angry with me?
Did you tell me what you were going to say?
I can't tell you.
I'm not you.
What should I do?
Manager.
What's wrong?
We've switched bodies.
What do you mean?
I'm this person.
This person is me.
So I'm going to do today's job.
Who is this person?
Is there something wrong with you?
It's impossible to work.
I can't cut my hair.
What do you mean?
I can't be a hairdresser.
Are you going to quit?
You know there are few people in Tadabe.
So I'm Satomi.
Who are you?
What are you to Satomi?
So... I'm that person.
I see.
Satomi is with you.
You're a pervert, aren't you?
Sat omi, aren't you?
That's enough.
Anyway, I'll leave the job to him.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Goodbye.
Manager, I'm working.
Wait a minute.
No.
Mr. Takae Henmi has left for a long time.
He has a reason.
I'll leave the rest to him.
Who are you?
I don't know what Mr. Henmi told you, but there's no way you can do that.
You can't do that?
I can't.
Please tell me.
No.
I know.
But Mr. Henmi has really gone somewhere.
You must be in trouble, too.
Aren 't you running out of time?
Me, no, me.
I managed to persuade the manager.
He was very suspicious.
I see.
Hey, why don't you stop being such a detective?
Shut up.
If you're Yurina, you might understand.
That's right.
You're his wife.
I guess you'll understand.
Excuse me.
Yes.
That's why.
We're in trouble because we don't know what's going on.
What should we do?
I thought you'd understand.
That's why I came.
We've really changed.
No, no, no.
I don't understand at all.
Yurina.
Look at me.
It's me.
It's Takashi.
Takashi.
I'm sorry.
Look at this.
What?
What is this?
You and your father.
Why are my father and I here?
That's what I want to know.
I don't understand at all.
That's not me.
It's you.
I thought you had a boyfriend.
Then you and your father hugged each other in the car.
You're not supposed to do that.
You're just a weirdo.
Are you a detective?
No, I'm not.
Yurina, what's going on?
Explain it to me.
It's a mistake.
It's not me.
You can ask your father.
I saw it.
It was you and your father.
I was shocked.
I hit him.
I fell down the stairs.
We switched places.
What are you talking about?
Anyway, I don't remember anything.
Huh?
You two knew each other?
We became friends.
I didn't want to know you.
Me neither.
Did something happen between you two?
Actually, we... We switched places.
What do you mean by we?
He and I fell down the stairs.
Then we switched places.
What kind of game is that?
It's not a game.
Satomi is Takashi.
Takashi is Satomi.
It's like a transfer student.
So it's not funny.
It's true, Mr. Kuma.
We switched places.
We can't go back even in the morning.
Takashi.
I loved Takashi.
So I know.
You are Takashi.
Mr. Kuma.
I got it.
I will be the only one who understands you two.
Wait a minute.
Maki is a dancer.
Really?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding.
It's true.
Believe me.
Hey.
Are you making fun of me?
I'm not.
That's why I want to hear about Maki.
Tell me why you leave the room.
I want you to tell me.
I told you.
I like you now.
I just want to be with you.
You don't care about me?
How do you feel about me?
How do you feel about Maki?
I don't need to tell you.
I... I have a child.
Mr. Hirakawa's child.
In my belly.
What?
It's been three months.
That's why I'm getting married.
That's what I'm talking about with him.
Are you okay?
Mr. Hirakawa is not a good person.
Why do you have to tell me that?
That's why I'm telling you.
I'm Satomi.
Please believe me.
Let go of me.
Satomi is terrible.
You brought me here.
Are you trying to scare me?
No, that's not it.
Bye.
It's late.
Let's go.
I don't want to go home.
I don't know what to talk to Yurina.
Do you want me to come home?
No.
I'll go back to your house.
Maki is not here.
My house is so calm.
I want to sleep well tonight.
I'm going to sleep here.
I wake up every morning thinking that I'm not back.
When I open my eyes, I see your house.
Every time I open my eyes, I see your house.
I feel the same way.
I don't know what to do next.
Let's sleep together.
I might be back tomorrow.
I hope so.
It's been a long time.
I'm YOKOSAWA SATOMI.
YOKOSAWA?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
I remember well even if you forget.
It was the easiest class in modern literature.
I see.
Was this your house?
Yes.
I moved recently.
I live alone.
It's easier to live in a small apartment.
It
's nice in the daytime.
I'm embarrassed.
I don't mind.
I have no time to eat.
I have nothing to do.
I only drink one bottle a day.
How about another one?
The man is the best.
The woman is the best.
Thank you.
When did you graduate?
About 6 years ago.
6 years?
I see.
I'm YOKOSAWA.
What are you doing now?
I'm a hairdresser.
A hairdresser?
That must be hard.
No, it's not.
Your son is a novelist.
How are you?
I haven't met him for a long time.
I heard he's doing well.
Does your son have a wife?
He's a nurse.
He worries about me.
What do you think of your wife?
Do you know Yurina?
Just a little.
Did Yurina say something to you?
Do you have a relationship with Yurina?
Do you have a relationship with a man and a woman?
What are you talking about?
I don't think so.
You're right.
I don't know what's going to happen.
She's a good person.
Welcome home, Natsuko.
I'm home.
Welcome home.
I'm sorry I said so much to you.
It's okay.
But do you really love your father?
You don't have anything?
No.
You can believe me, right?
Yes.
I'm sorry to make you worry.
I love you.
This is the flow of kissing.
Can I do it?
Okay.
Are you okay?
Satomi?
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
It's okay.
Bicycles are surprisingly heavy.
I wish I could carry this.
It's okay.
I know.
But I'm worried.
It doesn't change.
I'm sorry I got angry at that time.
That's right.
If you say that, anyone will get angry.
Takashi.
I've been asking you a lot of questions.
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
But that's definitely not me.
It's Katakuna.
I'm always Katakuna.
What's wrong?
Why are you smiling?
I remember a lot of things.
What do you mean?
When I met Yurina.
She was called a scary Yurina at the hospital.
I was very bad at parking.
Everyone hated me.
I felt sorry for her.
I've been holding it in for a long time.
So?
I fell in love.
Is that so?
I've been trying my best.
I'm okay if it hurts.
I 'm trying not to show it on my face.
Everyone is strange at the beginning.
Is that so?
I don't know.
Here.
Here?
Here.
We were in the same room, and we got into a fight.
You found her?
Yeah.
In the room.
I had sex with her all the time.
Seriously...?
Ah!
What are you going to do?
I'm going.
I'm going to ask them directly.
No.
You're Satomi.
I can't keep quiet anymore.
Yurido!
Open the door!
Satomi?
Takashi?
What do you want me to explain?
But... I'm the bad guy.
You admit it.
You admit your relationship with Yurina.
What do you think, Yurina?
I...
I've been pregnant for three months.
Why?
I lost my hope of living because of the doctor's selection.
I thought I was going to die anyway.
I thought it doesn't matter what it is.
At that time, I happened to meet Yurina.
She asked me... Is there anything you want to do?
Is there anything you left behind?
I didn't think about it.
But... I wanted to do it.
So... I said I wanted to have sex with you.
Once a month.
Until we meet again.
I said I could live with that hope.
Then...
Yurina...
She said yes.
That's the result.
Not yet.
That's impossible.
Don't say that, Eiji.
You promised not to tell anyone.
That's not what I meant.
This is a strange thing.
I regret it now.
To Yurina... and Takashi... I'm really...
I'm sorry.
I can't forgive you.
I can't forgive you for this.
But...
The more I have sex... the more I can't forget about Yurina.
It hurts every day.
I'm scared to die.
I 'm frustrated.
I can't forgive you for this.
Takashi... I'm sorry.
So... What are you going to do?
From now on... I won't see you again.
I don't want to.
What do you mean?
Eiji... is going to die.
If you want to have sex, I'll let you.
Can't you?
Of course I can't!
I don't think you'll believe me even if I explain it now.
But...
Yokozawa Satomi here... is actually Henni Takashi.
We switched places.
I can't tell you what I want to say.
I'm mad at Henni Takashi right now.
Please understand that.
In the end... Yurina and her father... were promised never to see each other again.
You... were Henni Takashi.
Do you believe me?
You looked just like Henni Takashi when you were angry.
I see.
You're the worst father.
I'm the worst.
I won't forgive you.
I'm going to die soon.
Please forgive me.
I won't forgive you even if you die.
Henni Takashi You... are bad at lying.
What do you mean?
I've never forgotten the face of a student.
I realized that you were lying all of a sudden.
Then why did you keep quiet?
I wanted to be fooled.
There's nothing funny about it.
It's cold, but... I want you to die.
That's right.
You... say something more interesting.
It doesn't matter who you call.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
I don't think you can do anything about it.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
I understand how you feel.
Now, think about our future.
Sat
omi, who are you?
Are you Henni's lover?
No!
You're wrong.
You look like Henni.
And you have a wider view than before.
You have a bulge in your character.
I see.
Thank you for that.
I'm happy, too.
I 'm happy to be in charge of such a beautiful person.
Shall we go for a drink next time?
That's right.
Are we going to be like this forever?
I don't know.
I'm sorry, Kuma.
Even if you say so.
What if you fall down the stairs again?
I did that, too.
Did you?
I just got drunk.
You're stupid.
Do you want to have sex?
I want to know the joy of a woman.
I'll be your opponent.
Can you do it with a woman?
I can do it.
Men are the best.
I don't want to be like this anymore.
What are you talking about?
I can't help thinking about how to get back.
I have to accept it now.
I don't want to be like this anymore.
Do your best.
What are you talking about?
What?
I'm not in a normal state.
I want to live as a man.
I don't want to live as a woman.
I'm going home.
I'm worried about you.
Thank you for the meal.
See you.
Pay me.
You're a man.
I'm a woman now.
You've been doing this for a long time.
I've been forgetting.
You should sleep at the store.
I have to stretch my body.
Don't say that.
I have to go to the store.
See you later.
Tak
ashi, you made a good meal.
How is it?
It's not bad.
It's delicious.
Takashi has changed.
He is kinder than before.
Really?
Maki.
I met Satomi about 5 years ago.
Satomi is still a beginner.
I just started dancing.
Adults scold me every day.
I'm frustrated.
I'm drinking beer in the park.
I will never forgive them.
I was laughing.
Satomi comforted me every time I was dumped by a man.
Of course.
When Satomi was dumped by a woman, I comforted her.
We were friends forever.
When I was dumped by a man, I accepted it naturally.
But... I like men.
I can't help it.
So... I want to apologize to Satomi.
I thought so.
What happened?
I was dumped by Mr. Hirakawa.
He said he didn't want to get married.
What are you going to do with your child?
I don't know.
I want to see Satomi.
This is very difficult.
How do you do it?
Let's do it again.
Maki, I'm so happy.
I'll see you later.
Will we see each other again?
I'm sorry.
I can't see you anymore.
Please let me be alone.
But I want to raise a child with Maki.
No, it's impossible.
I'll manage somehow.
Thank you.
I'm happy even if it's a lie.
I'll raise the child by myself.
Don't worry.
Well, goodbye forever.
In the end, there is no one I can talk to.
What happened?
Mr. Kuma lives in Kariuchi.
It's Maki's replacement.
Well, I'm saved because I got half of the rent.
What?
I'm doing the cleaning and washing.
I'm writing a novel now.
Me and your story.
It's okay.
It's a real story like a lie.
Well, I can't see the end yet.
The man is the best.
It's over.
Hey,
you look like you are sleeping.
Yeah, you look like you are sleeping.
I... I abandoned my father.
The reason I died...
is because of me.
It's not like that.
It's not your fault.
Let's go.
I...
I loved my father.
Ever since we first met...
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
What?
Satomi-san.
You knew?
I just realized.
It's okay?
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Yeah?
Welcome back.
I'm home.
My father is dead.
Really?
I'm not sad at all.
I couldn't forgive him until the end.
My father... and Yurina...
It can't be helped.
My father... was reading my novel.
I thought he didn't care about me.
I've been against him.
Because I'm here.
Thank you.
Look.
You're being honest today.
Shut up.
Okay.
I told you to bring something you like.
I don't have anything.
I
wonder if my father and Yurina did a lot in this room.
I don't think so.
I wonder if I should.
My father is dead.
There's nothing you can't forgive.
If you lie to your feelings... you'll regret it.
In the end...
the only one who knows about us... is us.
It's been a long time.
Me.
It's been a long time.
Me.
I wonder if I'll go back to the way I was.
Do you want to try?
I imagined Yurina and my father having sex ...
and imagined it.
Don't use my body like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm doing it with Yurina.
Every night, every night, many times.
I'm sorry.
I 'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to be late.
Drink the miso soup.
Thank you for the food.
It's good.
Thank you for the food.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Manager, help me.
Okay.
Mom, can I go to Aikido with you?
Sorry, can you go with Mr. Kuma?
What?
Manami, let's go.
Okay.
Don't say yes.
Okay.
I'm going.
Okay, I'm going.
Okay.
Bye.
Thank you for waiting.
Where are you going today?
I'll treat you to anything.
What are you doing?
I'm going to Aikido with Mr. Kuma.
It's rare.
It's fun.
I've been curious about something.
What?
Do you know there is an observatory on the top?
I don't know.
Let's go up.
Let's go.
It's nice.
It feels good.
The view is nice.
Hey, if we get out of here, we might be able to go back to the start.
That's bad.
You'll die.
I think we can stay like this.
Can we go back to the start?
Well, it doesn't matter.
But, I've been able to live until now because you were there.
Me too.
I've been able to live until now because you were there.
Goodbye, me.